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Christy Canyon, Jenteal, Krista Maze, Tracy Love, Toni, Kitty Monroe, Steven StCroix, Tony Tedeschi, Vince Vouyer, Michael Knight, Scottie Schwartz, Dorian Grant, Alex Sanders, Melissa Hill, Kay, Cynthia, Jen.
XXX
Couples
Historical Reference
90 min.
By:
Vivid Video
Paul Thomas
16291V1
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No production company is all of porndom can come close to
Vivid Video in terms of star power, glitz or market share. Paul
Thomas and crew have done a very effective job of cleaning up
porn's unsavory image, making female friendly sex vids that
border on mainstream. While this has often come at the expense of
hot, hardcore sex, every once in a while Thomas does a project so
good that even a somewhat jaded smut vet like me has to take
notice. Usually when this is the case, it is the script, (Gasp)
that draws me to such a feature. In a porn world dominated by
Gonzo, wafer thin premises that sadly pass for plots and flat out
wall to wall sex tapes, it is a rare gem to find an X video that
is actually written on something other than a six inch piece of
toilet paper two minutes before shooting begins.
After all that talk of script, it is the sex that first
catches the attention. Steven St. Croix gets the lap dance to end
all lap dances from sexy blonde, Kitty Monroe. In no time at all,
her dancing skills have given way to her oral talents as she
sucks him off while cramming her ass full of a long vibrator.
(Hey, is this what they cut out of Showgirls?) This rather sexy
young woman is all natural, totally shaved, has a nose ring,
takes it in the ass and even lets St. Croix shower her mug with
jizz. This is NO Vivid girl. It is, however a rousing way to
start a video. Too bad for Steven that she ends up being an
absolute nutbar.
How that ties into Steven's job as the host of a late
night talk show is not entirely clear up front, but once we get
to the studio, "The Show" really falls into its rhythm.
Just like a real studio, things are in total chaos, a situation
made worse by the elevator, stuck on the third floor by a
masturbating Jenteal. Few, if any women in the history of porn
are even in the same league with Jen when it comes to sheer
beauty. This alone makes her dildo love fest something fun to
watch. Too bad her scene gets cut short by the start of the show.
St. Croix plays host to this porn oriented late night show,
with Tony Tedeschi as his wisecracking sidekick. His opening
monologue consists of one joke, but hey, it's a Ron Jeremy
joke, so how can you help but laugh? The chemistry stops when the
camera turns off however, as St. Croix and Tedeschi are not the
best of friends. Both of these guys are credible actors and their
dialog scenes are fun to watch.
Fresh off her self fucking, Jenteal hits the set to give one
Hell of an interview. How much is real and how much is made up
for the script is anyone's guess, but it comes off like a
question answer session rather than something spoken strictly
from rote. It is entertaining to watch, and we get some great
shots of her legs as Tony stares at the lovely creature beside
him.
As soon as the camera cuts off, the two stars rush off the
set. Steven goes in search of guest Christy Canyon, while Tony
stumbles upon an eager starlet, Tracy Love, trying to audition
for a part. He has no problem playing casting couch with this
very slutty young woman. While Tony runs her through the paces,
Steven is on the brink of panic over a the crazed woman stalking
him. (Keep track people, the blonde from the first scene.) He
races back on the set, sans partner, just in time to introduce a
film clip of Jen's latest work. While they watch, Tony drops
a load of jizz all over Tracy's tongue. He missed his stage
cue, but for some reason he doesn't seem to mind.
The fake audition is not bother to Tracy, who turns her
affections first to Producer Vince Voyeur, and then, when he is
called away, to Michael Knight. Don't you just love an
actress who is willing to go to such lengths? In between all this
crazed action, porn mascot Scottie Schwartz takes a turn doing
his Andrew Dice Clay impersonation, which when mixed with
Tedeschi's Ed McMahon makes for an annoying bit of
soundtrack. Meanwhile, Tracy has her blowjob with Knight
interrupted by an intern, Krista Maze, who has her heart set on
giving the willing actress her own tryout. .
St. Croix finally meets up with Christy Canyon, who is less
than friendly to the overzealous host. Her attentions turn
quickly to make up girl, Toni. This scene gets intercut with the
Love/Maze lez fest, making for an all out pussy feast. Christy
still looks fantastic, a true legend of adult cinema if ever
there was one. Her homegrown hooters make a perfect snack for
first her own lips and then her new friend's.
Tracy is having a screaming good time with Krista when Voyeur
comes back in to bust them up. (Damn, doesn't Tracy ever get
to finish a scene with one partner.) Now, the action switches to
a hetero romp. Banished from the room and order to attend to the
talent, Krista is happy to oblige when Ms. Canyon asks the
beautiful young woman to put her tongue somewhere untraveled by
the porn vet. That's right porn fans, after nearly a decade
and a half, Christy Canyon has what is as close to anal sex as
she has ever had on screen. Of course, at the same time, Tracy is
sticking three fingers up her own butthole in preparation for
Vince's C**K, showing why she is one of the new anal
Princesses of porn.
Christy, while nowhere nearly the rectal slut Tracy is, does
get a small dildo shoved where nothing has been shoved before. I
have to admit, this is a great turn on after all these years, to
see Christy holding her big round asscheeks open for even this
minuscule invader. The rest of the scene is pretty hot as well,
with Ms. Canyon slamming into Toni with a good sized strap on
C**K while Krista fucks her own ass with a dildo. Great three way
lez scene.
Back on the set, St. Croix is busy acting out an old traveling
salesman joke, with a twist. Someone is actually on the other
side of the glory hole sucking his C**K. Anyone who saw the
original Police Academy will see this gag coming a mile away, but
hey, it's a great excuse for another nice facial by stalker
Kitty.
Meanwhile, Tracy has once again been passed back to Knight.
(Think she'll get the part?) Does anyone else think this
snarling blonde gutter mouth looks a bit like a bleached out
Julia-Louis Dreyfuss? She is really sexy and scores high in both
the looks and nastiness categories.
All this leads up to main event, the interview with Christy
Canyon. Christy is wonderful delivering dialog that is quite
interesting and a sexy build up to the final scene. She has a
grace and ease in front of the camera that is almost as big a
factor in her stardom as her incredible chest. The interview
slips nicely into a bit of on camera pussy licking and then into
a full blown fuck fest. St. Croix and Tedeschi both get to sample
their infamous guest right there on the couch. (Anyone think it
would be cool to have Letterman and Shafer piledrive Sharon Stone
next time she's on?) Christy is just incredible here,
sucking and fucking the trio of hard studs with more fire and
lust than she has in some time. Thankfully there is always a C**K
in her mouth, letting us see plenty of shots of her sucking D**k.
If that isn't enough to keep it long and straight, then you
need to get your eyes or your libido checked. To show just what a
legend she still is, Christy holds her claims to fame together,
providing all three men with a perfect target for their sperm
scuds. Even after the triple shots, Christy keeps right on
fucking, looking incredible standing on the desk, riding a C**K
like a wild woman, with her tits shaking about, and finally, on
her back screaming her way to climax. Christy Canyon is a porn
Goddess second to none.
The acting in this Vivid production is outstanding, the script
is well written and funny, and the sex is outstanding. Christy is
at her very best, Tracy Love is a woman to watch out for, and
Jenteal is just plain drop dead gorgeous. (I do wish she had let
a real C**K penetrate her as deep as her plastic one did.) While
I am not in the habit of recommending Vivid videos to people so
wholeheartedly, this one I do so with pleasure.
Copyright © Roger T. Pipe |
Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM
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Starring: Christy Canyon,Jenteal(Interview only),Tracy Love, Kitty Monroe,Krista Maze,Tony Tedeschi,Toni,Steven St. Croix, Mike Knight,Vince Voyeur. All of the preformances in The Show were all solid and Steven St. Croix does a great job as the host of the Show.
This was a very good and fun look at what goes on behind the scenes of a Late Night show in the adult world. All the sets are well done and you actually get the feel that you are watching a real talk show, in the adult video world that is.
This is were this winner of AVN'S Best Sex Comedy falls short The movie itself was entertaining, but the sex scenes were so average. The lesbaian scenes were average, and Christys scene had the worst angle shots going for it. Even though she took on four or five guys the angles that they switched to stunk.
The best part of the Show is the show itself. The sex is average but Steven St. Croix does a great job in his David Letterman role as host. Even though Jenteal only does an interview, WOW she is HOOOOOTTTT!
No sex scene with Jenteal, and the damn camera angles they used in Christy's scene.
The Show is a very funny Sex Comedy and without a question the best one that I have ever seen, to bad the sex was not a little more hotter. This get's a 7 due to the script and average sex.
Posted By Buff, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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