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Where the Boys Aren't 9 Movie
Where the Boys Aren't 9 Description:
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| Randicus' Movie Review (1) |
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Starring: Janine, Christy Canyon, Chasey Lain, Nikki Tyler, Jenteal, Dyanna Lauren, Alexis.
The first scene goes during the opening credits. It's between Christy and Jenteal. That one is really erotic I just wish it didn't have the credits going during it. Dyanna is the most consistant as far as quality goes. I enjoyed her the most in all of her scenes.
The costumes and the settings were both good. I thought the lighting and camera work was excellent. It needed to be to give the viewer the fantasy feelings in the dream sequences. The sound was good for the most part.
Overall good. It has Chasey playing a fortune teller reavealing each womans personallity through the Tarot deck. Each turn of the cards leads to a dream sequence. The first scene was my second favorite in this film. I just wished the credits weren't playing during it. Christy and Jenteal seemed to be really into it. The second with Dyanna, Janine, and Chasey. I loved the costumes during this whole movie. The chariot and Chasey and Janine as horses for Dyanna were great. My problem was the horse sound effects was over done and took away from what would've been a great scene. The next was in a convertable scene with Christy, Nikki, Jenteal, Alexis. This one I enjoyed the least. The one after is with Chasey, Janine, and Nikki. In some rock video looking scene. I like the costumes but believe it or not I think this scene goes on too long without much happening. So that dissapointed me a bit, because I thought it had a lot of potential when it started. The next is my favorite scene with Dyanna and Alexis. It's sensual, erotic, and I loved the set and costumes. Both women looked great. The last is the orgy scene. I like the costumes but it really didn't do that much for me.
I loved the fantasy element with the scenes. The car scene wasn't much in the fantasy. It's something that could happen in real life, (just not in my real life) but the others are something that could only happen in a porn movie or one of my dreams. Dyanna did the best job with her scenes in this film. Though I liked the first scene with Christy and Jenteal as well.
The sound of the horses going on so long during that scene. The car scene would've been ok in some other film, but didn't go with the overall feel of this film. I don't really enjoy toy scenes anyway. Some people do, but I really don't care to much to see women using plastic on each other.
I liked the fantasy. So far this is my favorite girl/girl movie. The women were all beautiful. There are things that I think could've been done better but I'll still give it an 8.
Posted By Randicus, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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| The Philogynist's Movie Review (2) |
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Starring: The cast is exceptional. Dyanna Laure, Alexis Christian, Jenteal, Janine, Nikki Tyler, Chasey Lain and Christy Canyon. The movie, however, was not exceptional. The story revolves around gypsy seeress Chasey relaying to clients what their future may hold. Each client then has a dream sequence unfold.
The costumes were very good and the photography fine. Nothing else was worthy of praising or criticizing, except the below average directing at times.
Inconsistent. The first scene has the lovely Jenteal goin at it with Christy during the opening credits. Jenteal's driven to distraction by Christy's expertise and hungry tongue. The wrap-up in- volves some carefully poured wax. Next Dyanna plays a Roman noblewoman whose chariot is fronted by two mares, only the horses are Janine and Chasey. Listen (or read), I'm all for fantasy, imagery and the like, but Janine and Chasey playing horses (with reins attached) is just not sexy. Unless you're Katherine the Great. (I know, saw that one coming). Only Dyanna saved this scene. She was so magnificently stunning it required true will power on my part not to dive into the screen. The next gathering has Jenteal, Nikki, Alexis and Christy in a convertible. Good scene with lots of muff- diving, probably prevented the need for a caterer that day. Next was Janine, Nikki and Chasey in a MTV setting. Sweaty, frenetic and still boring. The fifth scene was the best. Dyanna and Alexis in slow-motion love and paying careful attention to each others satisfaction. The conclusion was the trademark orgy. Pretty decent, but the directing doens't allow one to get into the action. This film would have been better served if Dyanna whacked Brad Armstrong on the head and then took over the directing reins, sans horses.
Dyanna.
The director, the concept and the scenes involving Chasey. (She's a victim of circumstance, not the impetus for my grumblings. ) Of the first eleven in this series, 9 and 3 are substandard.
With amost any other actress besides Dyanna, I'd rate it lower.
Posted By The Philogynist, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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| Siskel ate Ebert's Movie Review (3) |
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Starring:
Janine, Dyanna Lauren, Jenteal, Chasey Lain, Christy Canyon, Niiki Tyler and Alexis Christian. Alexis is the only girl who gave anything above so so performance
Any Good Movie starts with a Good Concept. The concept for this one was quite poor. Chasey is a Tarot Reader who reads the fortunes of each girl. . . each reading leads to a dream sequence of Girl/girl encounters.
Very Low. Save the dream sequences for Late night Cinemax movies and playboy videos. They don't belong in Adult films. Its just too difficult to make them work.
Well Janine did take a but plug in her ass the first scene. . and Alexis looked good getting a Large dildo in her ass. . . but that's about it. Nobody else did much of anything.
The camerawork and directing was poor. . . the sex extremeely disappointing. And how can you have an All girl movie without a Strap-on being used at least once??
I give it a Its an absolute crime. With girls this beautiful there's no excuse for it not to be a 10. But They just never really got into it. Though I can't just blame the girls. Vivid just went through the motions as well.
Posted By Siskel ate Ebert, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Starring: Janine, Christy Canyon, Chasey Lain, Nikki Tyler, Jenteal, Dyanna Lauren, Alexis.
As usual Nikki Tyler and Janine carried the movie but the other ladies really lacked the same intensity as these two. All had good moments, but not nearly enough as Nikki and Janine.
The production was excellent, but unfortunately they depended on the scenarios and the customers and backgrounds to make the movie successful and not on the sex between these angels.
The convertible scene with Christy, Nikki, Jenteal, Alexis was the best in the movie, but still could have been much more. Everytime things got interesting, the editor went to another part that was totally boring. And the camera work was good but could have gotten much much better angles.
The fact that it was such star studded and they were all in mroe than one scene like it usually is.
I really thought the setups and costumes and all the fancy sound effects really took away from the true point of the movie, "The Sex".
I would recommend it to someone who loves artsy fartsy movies with sex involved. But if you really want a hot sex movie, this is not the one. I would rate it a 5.
Posted By Gowad, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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