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Student Body Movie
Student Body Description:
TRADE-IN
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Starring: Dasha (or Dascha, as she is also known),Violet Love, Lauryl Canyon, Devin Wolf, Bobbie Vitale, Julian, Mr. Marcus, Tyce Bune.
Fair. Typical, shot on video bill-of-faire, the picture was clear and the sound ok, but the slow motion F scenes and the needlessly dubbed cooing and groaning were second rate.
If you like your sex hot and nasty and actresses who don't sound like they are reading every line from a first grade reader, this ones not for you. Its not a sexual boiler by any stretch of the imagination.
The plot (in the loosest possible definition of the word) centers on the adventures of the girls of the Tri-Twat Sorority. As the video opens, two of the girls the treasurer (who I think is Lauryl Canyon and the presient (Violet Love) of the T-T's are having a spat which ends up in a rather ordinary lesbian scene. Nothing much to report here. If you seen carpet munching and heard dubbed orgasmic moaning before you know what I mean.
When they are done, Dasha enters the room as a new pledge who barely speaks English - which isn't really acting for her. The girls tell her to strip, (which she understands somehow and does) and they tell her for initiation she has to f--k Professor Fletcher. She goes to his office, strips naked and sits on his desk waiting for the Old boy (Played by Tyce Bune - who for some reason frequently plays a coach or teacher) to come in. When he does, of course, he is so shocked at what he sees he power f--ks her with his dick and his fingers and, disappointingly, cums unspectacularly above her neatly shaved, nearly hairless twat.
Switch back to the sorority house, where President Violet is entertaining football players (played by Mr. Marcus and Julian) by doing a dopey cheerleading routine. This quickly leads to both of them doing her, but the scene is not thought out or shot well and is interrupted frequently by Dasha masturbating while clean the bathroom at the house. Violet sucks on both Julian and Mr. M, who has a cock like a telephone pole, but who obviously has trouble working up a "stiffy" for Violet in this scene. The boys take turns railing her and then, again disappointlingly Mr. M shots a load on her leg or maybe its her stomach (the lighting is so bad it's tough to tell) and Julian cums on her chest. Meanwhile Dasha diddles herself into a fake orgasm in the shitter. If this scene sounds stupid and disjointed to you, that's because it is.
Next Sky's boyfriend tells her he is going to be moving to England so naturally she has to f--k him on the park bench upon which they sit. The cum shot spews onto her chest, but to Sky's credit, at least she slurps his prick a little (very little) after the fact. Sky looks better in some films than in others and she doesn't look particularly hot in this one. Again, another forgetable sex scene.
Back to the locker room where Dasha is the towel girl and Bobby Vitale and Julian are supposed to be basketball players who have just finished playing a game. The college must be low on funds because the guys are on the same team and are wearing different uniforms! It takes only a minute for Bobby to ask Dasha to blow him and like all good towel girls in porno flicks, she does. The boys both rail the well shaped blonde and then DP her. This is a fairly new film so all of the f--k scenes are with condoms which shouldn't, but do in my mind, detract from the eroticism. Bobby winds up blowing his load on Dasha's pubic area while Julian shots his onto her chest. Dasha looks good, but again the cum shots are routine 70's stuff.
Dashs goes back to the sorority house where the other girls are pissed at her for f--king her boyfriend (Julian) and then with some dopey caption about "craming for finals," the film ends.
The DP of Dasha I guess and it was only mildly interesting as I've seen her do much more inspired and nasty work in other films.
The humm-drum sex scenes made almost annoying by the slo-mo special-effects used and the audio dubbing.
I'd give it a five. I've seen worse, but to be honest there's not a scene in this film that would inspire me to watch any of the sexual encounters again.
Posted By Will Packwood, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Student Body DVD
Custodian Of Records Student Body DVD
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Student Body DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Student Body DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Student Body DVD or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Student Body DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Student Body DVD label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: S. Hirsch and D. James, Custodian of Records, Vivid Video, 15127 Califa St., Van Nuys, CA 91411. Vivid Video hereby certifies that Student Body DVD Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Student Body DVD may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Student Body DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Student Body DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Student Body DVD Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Student Body DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Student Body DVD label appears are archived for and on behalf of Movie Film Fest by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: S. Hirsch and D. James, Custodian of Records, Vivid Video, 15127 Califa St., Van Nuys, CA 91411. Vivid Video hereby certifies for and on behalf of Movie Film Fest that Student Body DVD Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Movie Film Fest may here upon rely.
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