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TRADE-IN
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Starring: Midori, Brooke Ashley, Papillon, Solveig, Jake Steed, Mr. Marcus, Julian St. Jox. The performances in this film are all very lightweight. None of the actors shows the slightest interest in having sex or even being in this film. I also do not find Midori attractive at all. In some scenes she comes off as rather nasty. Unless you are a big fan of hers then you might not be able to make it through this film. The storyline is about a stripper (Midori) and her work at a stripclub. Not very creative stuff here.
The production values are quite high with clear photography and sound. Well above average.
Zero. I can't remember when I saw a film where the actors were this disinterested in sex or their partners. The opening scene involves Midori riding around in a Jeep with Jake Steed where she proceeds to give him a long blow job. The scene just drags on endlessly without ever reaching a climax. This opening scene really sets the stage for the rest of the film. There is also a scene involving Julian St. Jox and Papillon which the box cover describes as a "wild and wooly romp. " I don't know where they came up with that languate because when I saw that scene I could hardly tell if she was awake event though she was standing up. Almost morbid sex throughout this film.
There is one scene involving Mr. Marcus, Brooke Ashley and Solveig that is rather hot, especially in relation to the rest of this film. Other than that there is little to recommend this film.
Let's see, unattractive women, semi-comatose sex and an overused plot.
I have seen worse but I don't exactly remember where and when. This is a film that one could easily avoid.
Posted By Dr. Custard, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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