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Kari Fox, Lois Ayres, Heather Wayne, Dick Rambone, Kelli Richards, Patti Petite, Rachel Ryan, Tom Byron, Marc Wallice, Steve Powers, Troy Tanier.
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Couples
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75 min.
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Wet Video
William Whett
14708V1
VHS
Excalibur Films
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Rambone the Destroyer Video
Rambone the Destroyer Description:
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Ah, the Golden Age of porn, the 1980's, pre
gonzo, when virtually every video had at least some lame excuse
for a plot, when silicone was nearly unheard of, and when
moderately attractive hose monsters fucked and sucked with total
ferocity. It was also a time when some quick triggered strokers
were likely to lose it during the lengthy previews. (This time during
the seven-minute marathon for 'Licorice Twists' an interracial fuck
fest starring Ingrid Elliot AKA Penny Morgan, AKA Rachel Ryan.)
Such previews also served as the opening credit sequence in
80's Wet Videos. After another five-minute highlight reel of this
flick, we finally get set for the start of the movie.
White slaver Ms. Lithania, (Patti Petite) and her henchman
Deadeye (Steve Powers) have a good scam going. They place
ads for a national dance company, only to kidnap the
unsuspecting applicants to sell them to overseas clients. Enter
their newest find, Suzie Q (Penny Morgan). Alone with her find,
Patti decides to see just how much Penny can take. Those of you
who remember these two stars, know that putting them in the
same scene in a recipe for hot, nasty girl/girl sex. I had read an
article when this movie came out, written by a PA on the set.
According to the story, Penny and Patti almost came to blows off
screen, so deep was their dispisal of each other. (Perhaps porn's
second great rivalry, after the Ginger/Traci feud.) The director
reportedly told the two battling wenches to put their differences
aside and fuck the shit out of each other instead. Well, how much
of that is fact, and how much is porn legend (Translation= Total
BS), however, the way they attack each other does seem to fit in
with this description. Patti sucks and bites at Penny's clit while
fucking her with a big dildo. She also spends a lot of time
fingering her own hot pussy. (With nails like that it's a wonder she
doesn't die of internal bleeding.) Since these two nasty women
were some of porn's greatest anal queens, you just know that
after a good rimming, Patti is bound to bust that ass with her strap
on. She goes nuts on Penny, doggy fucking her and using a butt
plug for a killer DP.
Valley girl dancer Heather Wayne comes for her interview only to
meet up with Deadeye. Although Powers' semi retarded tough guy
act is annoying, Heather plays the naive girl really well. She gets
through about thirty seconds of her interview before being jumped
on. Nice guy that Deadeye is, he makes sure to lick her long and
hard before making her do any work. I noticed something about
Heather a long time ago. Whenever she is on her back, either
being eaten, or fucked, she pulls her legs up and apart, making
sort of a butterfly with her gorgeous legs. (Was that little bit of
Rog observation really necessary?) Proving that she can do more
than dance, Heather goes to work polishing his knob with her
very active tongue. Great eye contact here, which is perfect for
such a pretty face. After the brief oral, Heather lays back for a bit
of 'butterfly' missionary sex. Ms. Wayne was not always into her
scenes, but she does get very vocal during the long doggy fuck
she takes before having her back and ass covered in cum. In a
great move, she reaches back, wipes the cum up and licks it from
her fingers.
Next into the office, is Cundilini, some sort of Arab sheik (With an
Italian name.) played by Marc Wallace. Once again, the accent is
lame and annoying, but who is watching this for the acting
anyway? Finding no new girls, Cundilini is kept busy by Lithania
herself. Anyone who has ever seen Patti Petite in action knows
that she is not one to take a C**K quietly. She looks like she can't
wait to show Marc what a first class porn slut can do with a
midget sized prick. Since throating him is hardly a challenge, Patti
has to make up for it by slobbering all over and giving one of the
most enthusiastic suckjobs you will ever see. Either she is a first
class faker, or Patti doesn't need a big C**K to make her squeal. I
just love the way her pixie-like frame bends and folds to meet any
need. Quite sexy. Marc sprays his load into her bush, finishing of
a scene that in only good because of Patti.
Tom Byron is the next customer, and he happens by just in time
to interview another new dancer, Keli Richards. This brunette,
with the heavy Boston accent, is not pretty by any stretch of the
imagination, but she is sexy as hell. As Tom begins his interview,
Deadeye intrudes, but rather than come to blows, the duo decide
to give Keli a double interview. She has no problem stripping
down to get a job (Personal experience?) and in no time the three
are rolling around on the bed, fighting for position.
They end up with Keli on her back as Tom sucks on her meaty
pussy and Steve fills her mouth with his C**K. Keli, as always
sucks with the best of them, and loves to have her labes
munched. Her furry love box gets drilled good and hard by a
young, clean cut Tom Byron while she moans as loudly as
possible with her mouth so full. Her ass also needs to be filled,
and no sooner does she ask for it, then Steve greases up her
butthole, (On screen no less, what a thick gooey mess.) and
proceeds to shove a couple of fingers in there to test her out. As
she takes her DP, Keli just can't keep her mouth shut, as a
constant stream of sexy, filthy talk flow through her lips like
chunks of fat through the hardening arteries of your average
Green Bay Packer fan. It is just this sort of dirty stuff that made
me fall in lust with Keli a decade ago, and it stands the test of
time. Steve pumps her ass good and hard for a while before
leaving his load on her ass, stepping aside to give us a good view
as she rides Tom's C**K good and hard. He also jerks his load up
onto her ass, which is a bit of a drag, because Keli was such a
sperm gulper. Using that talent would have been a real killer.
With everyone so busy, the next customer, Mr. Black (Troy
Trainer) has no one to keep him company. So, he settles for
secretary Kari Foxx (His real life SO). Kari is undeniably cute with
one of the most perfect natural bods in porn history. Her scenes
with Trainer always brought out the best in Kari and this is no
exception. You have to love the way her pinkie sticks out like she
is drinking tea while she sucks C**K. (Which she does quite
nicely I might add.) She rides him on the couch, which is great as
it gives us a perfect view of her stellar behind. Bending her over,
Troy slides his C**K inside her inviting hole and fucks her for a
while before shooting his wad on her back. Decent scene over
and Kari is swept away by the mysterious spy.
Lithania is back to torture Suzy some more. She is about to be
shipped off to a life of slavery in the Middle East. All her threats of
revenge from he boyfriend Rambone do not dissuade the evil
woman, instead they seem to stoke the fires of perversion that
burn deep in her twisted soul. Enlisting the help of good old
Deadeye, she puts Suzy through the paces one more time. The
sex here is not sweet and nice. In fact, a young Max Hardcore
might have enjoyed the whole forced aspect of this scene. With
rough tit pulling and some fierce pussy licking, Powers and Petite
get Suzy good and wet before abusing her some more. While
Patti tongue fucks her ass, Penny sucks C**K like a girl who is
really enjoying herself. Both these women are nasty little bitches
and that shows through well as Steve finally fucks Penny while
the abused captive has her face smothered beneath Patti's
pussy.
Now, in a move that has always been a stand out in my mind,
Patti straps on her big C**K and lies on her back. Shoving Penny
down in between them, Powers pops her ass in a very hot DP
that brings about some of the loudest animal cries you will ever
hear. This doesn't last for long, but Penny's ass gets fucked for a
good long time until Patti pulls his C**K out of her backdoor and
jerks a big load out of her horny assistant. She even goes in for
some of the very first A2M I ever saw, deep throating his C**K
straight out of her rivals poop chute. These two women are what
porn videos are all about, hot, nasty and well fucked.
Poor unsuspecting Lois Ayers comes in next, and rather than get
an interview, the punky, big titted blonde gets interrogated by a
hyped up Rambone. Unable to answer his questions as to the
whereabouts of his girlfriend, Lois is subjected to a fucking from
his massive prick. Now, the box says 15 1/2 inches, but there is no
way this salami is that long. I'll give him 11, maybe 12, and that is
only when he is fully hard, something that was so rare, it cut the
career of this C**Ksman short. In fact, some of these shots seem
to be cut in with a smaller stunt C**K. Anyway, busty Lois looks
great, even if all she does in lie on her back and take the full
length of his C**K. Rather impressive on the shots where he does
seem to be at full mast. After a few minutes of rather uninspired
fucking, Rambone dumps a load on her belly. Lois attacks the
C**K, jerking every drop from in and looking like she really wished
this stud could keep that horse prick hard for more.
At long last, Rambone bursts in to save the day. Saving his girl
from her tormentors, the well-hung avenger has two words on his
mind, Revenge Fuck. Patti is abused to the max here as she has
to deep throat his C**K. Granted, it seems a little less than rock
hard, but still, I'd estimate it at a little bigger than Rocco's and
swallowing the whole thing brings tears to Patti's eyes. If anyone
can handle meat this huge, it is the tiny blonde. Seeing that her
fella has one end taken care of, Penny straps on the fake C**K
and begins to fuck Patti as hard and fast as her hips will allow.
There truly seems to be no love lost between these two women
and this time it is Penny who has the upper hand. Her teeth seem
to dig into Patti's nipples just a bit too hard even as Rambone
chokes her with his C**K. (Now, this is a guy who can choke a
woman without having to Max her, if you know what I mean.)
Wanting to pay Patti back in every way, Penny shoves the strap
on right up her tight ass.
Rambone manages to stay hard enough to give Patti all of his
C**K doggy style. Patti's little pussy seems to adjust to his girth
rather quickly and she looks glazed into a trance by his constant
ramming. To complete her humiliation, Deadeye turns on his boss
and forces his former bitchy boss to suck his C**K. Now Ms.
Petite is stuffed full at both ends with Penny dancing around,
verbally rubbing her nose in it, and fingering her enemy's ass to
boot. Rambone shoots a load on Patti's back, then has both girls
suck the cum from his head, smearing their faces. This taste
makes Penny hungry and she joins Patti for a very wet double
BJ/kissing session that must feel every bit a great as it looks.
Only after a very long double blow, does Penny jerk Steve off,
hitting herself in the face with streams of cum before aiming it
down onto Patti. Watch as Patti grabs Penny and pulls her back
so they can share the load of cum. Talk about a slut who was well
ahead of her time.
So ends the adventures of Rambone. To those of us who are
used to Max Hardcore, Seymore Butts and the like, this vid may
seem a bit silly and tame. However, in its time, this was some of
the hardest sex ever shot. The cast is not exactly beautiful
(Except for Heather Wayne) but most of them are among the 80's
all time fuck and suck queens (Petite, Morgan and Richards)
Rambone's killer C**K was never what it was billed to be, but this
is as close as he ever came to his great publicity. Watch this
video for Patti, Keli and Penny and you will not be sorry. Buy it if
you can find it, because it is a classic.
Copyright © Roger T. Pipe |
Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Rambone the Destroyer DVD
Custodian Of Records Rambone the Destroyer DVD
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Rambone the Destroyer DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Rambone the Destroyer DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Rambone the Destroyer DVD or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Rambone the Destroyer DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Rambone the Destroyer DVD label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: Sean Barrios, Custodian of Records, VCA Labs, Inc., 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Beverly Hills, CA 90210. Wet Video hereby certifies that Rambone the Destroyer DVD Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Rambone the Destroyer DVD may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Rambone the Destroyer DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Rambone the Destroyer DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Rambone the Destroyer DVD Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Rambone the Destroyer DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Rambone the Destroyer DVD label appears are archived for and on behalf of Movie Film Fest by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: Sean Barrios, Custodian of Records, VCA Labs, Inc., 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Beverly Hills, CA 90210. Wet Video hereby certifies for and on behalf of Movie Film Fest that Rambone the Destroyer DVD Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Movie Film Fest may here upon rely.
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