Roger's Rating:

This is a four in one DVD from the folks at New Machine. It's a good way to take a look at some of the lines they produce, but it has an even better use. If you're like many porn fans, you sift through a lot of volumes of Up & Cummers of Dirty Debutantes to find the real hotties that you want to see. This one brings some of the best from all the major New Machine lines and gives us a sample. The first section is devoted to Ed Powers. You can look at clips from all of his lines. He hooks up with the beautiful Carmen Luvana for her very first scene. This isn't the full scene, so you just get a feel for what is in store for you. There is a great clip of Kristina Black doing Jay Ashley from his Real Naturals line as well. Black Dirty Debutantes, Touch & Feety, Cockless, Exotica Erotika (With Jake Steed laying pipe on two cuties) New Ends, and Deep Inside Dirty Debutantes are also represented.

There are demos of two New Machine interactive games as well. There is a clip of the Seymore Butts interactive game. I tried this years ago on my PC and it has some hot scenes from Seymore's early work Shane. Dream Machine is the other game and it's one of those where you have make the cyber chick cum and the clip looks like some sort of virtual sex movie.

Randy West has all of his lines on this disc as well. The most famous is the Up & Cummers, but the Please Cum Inside Me clip stars Tera Patrick in one of her early scenes. Foot Lovers Only has a big all-girl orgy clip. Crazy about Asians and Crazy About Latinas take care of the ethnic angle for Randy. Real Female Masturbation and I Love Lesbians also cater to specific desires. Raw Sex rounds things off and has Randy hooking up one last time.

There are highlights from five New Machine features as well. Nikki Dial and Jonathan Morgan get it on in one clip. Asian Sex All Stars features the totally hot Leanni Lei masturbating while sucking on Jake Steed's big cock. Other clips highlight New Machines feature efforts and some early OGV movies on DVD.

Seymore has his own section with long clips from Seymore and Shane do Ireland and Seymore and Shane Playing with Fire. That letter contains the infamous fire house scene. In addition there a bonus that you can only unlock by visiting the New Machine web site.

This is basically a preview disc with a lot of clips from dozens of different movies. There is plenty of star power here and a whole lot of footage for a single disc. Some of the scenes are actually better cut down this way because of how long the originals were. This disc is packed with action and unlike anything I've seen before.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

Diablo's Rating:

Starring: If I rated who starred in this movie, I would certainly be giving it a ton of praise. Tera Patrick, Shane, Kylie Ireland, Yvonne and many more. However, their classic scenes are butchered so badly that this feels much more like a compilation of trailers than scenes. More disgusting is the fact that Jenna Haze and Nici Sterling are listed on the back of the DVD, yet NEITHER appears on the disc! However, Jenna Jameson is featured in the bonus scene from her Up and Cummers internal scene, and she's not listed so that was a nice surprise.

It's a compilation and you're dealing with the source material. No major problems. The menus were nicely done, actually. You can jump right to a scene, which is nicely labelled in cast you want to run out and buy the DVD the scene is from - which you better do since you won't get but a taste here.

When it's on, it's hot. Unfortunately, it's not long enough. Tera Patrick's finest career scene from Up and Cummers #73 is reduced to a sliver of it's former self. Shane's blowjob scenes from 'Playing With Fire' are reduced to about 15 seconds EACH. On and on. Some scenes are even faded out before the money shot!

The scene chosen are classic. There's a good variety of stars in a 'sampler' sort of way.

The lack of lenght in any of the scenes. I'd really have preferred they cut out some of the crap scenes and lenghtened the classic ones.

7. There's still enough there to have a good time, despite the shadow of what could have been.

Posted By Diablo, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM