The Emperor's Rating:

Starring: Nici Sterling, her husbad Wilde Oscar, Damian, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Don Fernando and Max Cady. Nici, who usually pulls in a red hot performance, was actually somewhat dull in this film, not really seeming to be that into the action in some parts. The guys were typical gang bang guys, standing in a circle jerking off until their turn. Wilde Oscar is annoying - he always has to have the first crack at everything (just because he's the husband) and he constantly makes ridiculous faces. He tries to cum twice in the end and fails miserably, so we're treated to watching him yank his crank for over a minute with no results.

Terrible. The production quality is by far the worst part about the movie. It appears to have been shot using one camera, two at best, the film quality is fuzzy and the color is WAY too intense; I actually had to turn down the color balance on my TV to watch it at a bearable level. There's also far too much looped/re-edited footage included, creating an irritating sense of déja-vu many times over. Suffice it to say that I could've done a better job with a home video camera and the skeleton production studio back at my old high school.

The synopsis given states that the movie substitutes passion where most movies go for raunch. It's lying. There's no passion or eroticism after the first 5 minutes, just a regular raunchy gang bang.

For the most part, the sex is hot, as long as Nici looks into it. One nice thing is that the actors seem to go through every sexual position known to man and Nici is almost always working on 3 guys or more. Despite the fuzziness of the film, we can still see Nici's body being shown off nicely and she looks hot as usual.

I'm very picky, so I'll try to keep this short. I already mentioned the film quality, but it must be stressed that it just totally sucks. In certain parts, the guys seem to be having a deal of difficulty DP'ing Nici, so we're stuck watching them fumble every now and then. The camera tends to be heavy on the badly-angled close-ups, so there are far too many hairy assholes floating around the middle of the screen; you may find yourself yelling at the cameraman to go to a wider shot every now and then. Towards the end, the guys seem to be amused by showcasing Nici's swollen asshole, which is just not attractive. There are also several exchanges of unintelligible (and most probably dumb) dialogue. I'm probably forgetting a few pet peeves here and there, but they're really not all that important.

A very average film. It has its moments, but I'd say skip it unless you're a die-hard Nici Sterling fan like myself. It deserves a 5.

Posted By The Emperor, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM