Beavis' Rating:

Starring: Cast: Briana Banks, Jewel DeNyle, Renee LaRue, Bridgette Kerkove, and Taylor St. Claire with Mark Davis, Dillion Day, Joel Lawrence, Chris Cannon, and Evan Stone with Frank Bukkwyd in a non-sex role

Look at that list of women: Taylor St. Claire, Jewel De'Nyle, Renee Larue, Brianna Banks, and Bridgette Kerkove. You know from that list that this isn't going to be any "!8 and Nasty 24" or straight up gonzo type of material, but you have seasoned and hot pornstars in there. Very good job in casting.

Taylor St. Claire's scene: 8 (out of 10)

Scene 1: Jewel DeNyle (gorgeous brunette, with large fake breasts and a gorgeous face) with Mark Davis (scene lasts for about 18 minutes)

Jewel, speaking in her best souther d'wall, is shocked that her boyfriend, Mark, wants to leave Vegas and live with her on her farm. She loves the bright lights and the constant murmur of the city, but he says the city is in a race to kill itself and exists with a life, but no soul. This groundbreaking dialogue gives way to some ass-stretching sex. With the City of Sin in full view outside the hotel window, Mark 2 fingers fucks his girl's ass right there on the bed. She proves just how slutty country girl are (or how slutty we wish they were) by sucking his dick, riding his dick cowgirl and then sitting her asshole down on his dick reverse cowgirl. She doesn't even think twice about it, as she lustfully moans as Mark REALLY pounds her ass hard. Hell, she doesn't even care that he isn't wearing a condom. They top it off in missionary and then with a huge stream of cum planted all over her face. This was a really hot scene and I still can't belive it was in a Jerome Tanner flick.

Scene 2: Renee LaRue (gorgeous blonde, with huge, fake tits…great boobjob makes it almost undetectable though) with Chris Cannon (scene lasts for about 14 minutes)

Renee is crying, "Whoa 'tis me' to the fact that she can't find a good man who isn't either married or related to her. She apparently once married a guy who turned out to be her cousin. Poor slut. Chris, an Elvis impersonating priest, shares her lament and scorns the drunken couples he marries in Vegas, as they sully the sacred institution they unwittingly join. In turn, Chris defies this "flawed" institution by fucking the shit out of Renee, thereby giving away his virginity. Renee has absolutely no problem with this and very happily swallows down his cock, dripping her saliva onto the floor. The two decide to not even make it to the bedroom as he picks her up and puts her on the banisted by the stairs. He eats her out and proceeds to fuck her reverse cowgirl, doggy, and missionary. Renee has values though and won't let him fuck her ass (that's for her husband) and makes his wear a condom. Otherwise, she moans her head off and watches on as the pseudo-Elvis pulls out and shoots a small load over her stomach. Nothing great, but a decent scene.

Scene 3: Bridgette Kerkove (pretty brunette, ridden with knife enhanced lips and breasts, slutty as hell) with Joel Lawrence (scene lasts for about 14 minutes)

Joel is telling jokes to his friend at a bar, while his girfriend, fresh moved in from the countryside, sits in boredom. She eventually gets fed up and proceeds to strip on the stage in the small bar. Joey's friends "hightails it out of there" and Joey puts his mouth where it belongs: on his girlfriend's pussy. The foreplay here isn't typical though. Bridgette gives a good and wet blowjob, but Joel takes advantage of Brigette's well-seasoned ass and 4 finger fucks it. What's amazing is he could have easily fister her ass had he wanted to. Seeing as ass this loose, I would definitely wear a condom if I were to fuck it, but Joel isn't afraid. He lubes her up in reverse cowgirl and then deep-dicks her ass missionary. Hoping not to insult Joel's ability to get her off, Brigette pulls out a long red dildo and fucks her pussy, thereby double penetrating herself. This brings her to a screaming orgasm and Joel jacks off into her mouth. She spits it out and stares with a "Who's next?" look into the camera.

Scene 4: Briana Banks (drop-dead gorgeous blonde with big, fake tits) with Dillion Day (scene lasts for about 11 minutes)

Dillion has come to collect the mob's money from Mark. Briana, looking hot as ever in a black bikini, is sunbathing and informs him that the two are getting married and are probably in their room fucking. The mention of the word "fucking" combined with the luscious body Briana has erases responsibility from Dillion's mind and quickly sticks his dick down this blonde's throat. Being the good friend she is, Briana eagerly does this, doing her best to further detain this guy and allow her friends time to escape. Dillion instantly decides he wants to fuck her ass and 2 finger fucks it to prepare it. They partake in brief vaginal sex before proceeding to sodomy. He fucks her ass missionary and sideways missionary, with her 2 finger fucking hereslf throughout. There are some nice gape shots in here and Briana's ass truly looks tight around his cock. He doens't last long and has to pull out and shoot off on her chest. (NO CONDOM HERE)

Scene 5: Taylor St. Claire (all natural 34D brunette with a recent nasty streak of anal sex) with Evan Stone (scene lasts 11 minutes)

Taylor, playing "Bobby Jo" here, is dressed in an outfit exactly like the one Mary Anne wore on "Gilligan's Island". She is entertaining Jewel and Mark's bridal guests in the lobby and is surprised to see Jewel's boyfriend from back home in storm in, wearing his overalls. He demands to see Jewel, but the second he looks down part Taylor's face and sees her breasts, there's a hard-on hanging out of his overalls and he mumbles. She takes him out of his misery and kisses him and lets him go ahead and suck on her tits. The two don't even seem to care that there are around 5 people standing and watching it all. Any inhibitions to public sex are thrown out of the window when she kneels down and cleans off his cock. He 2 fingers fucks her ass, but he still wants to see Jewel so he just goes ahead to anal sex immediately, making it an all-anal affair. Taylor is quickly becoming one of the great anal sluts of the day and this is nothing new to her. She takes it up the ass in stride, moaning her head off in doggy, reverse cowgirl, and missionary. Evan really deep dicks her ass missionary. This penetration gets him off and he cumes all over her face. She just sucks his dick and looks at us in the camera. Bobby Jo is a ho! (EVAN WEARS A CONDOM)

The film's audio, lighting, filmography. . . everything was superb. This is definitely a well-done porn movie.

I think the film is extremely erotic. My copy of the film got stolen and I went out and bought it again because I like it so much. Bridgette and Renee's scenes are very hot, but Taylor, Jewel, and Brianna's anal outings are truly anabolic type stuff. I was quite surprised by hot good it was.

There was a perfect mix of storyline and sex. It is so easy in porn to have too much storyline, but this flick gets right to it for the most part.

Evan Stone got to fuck Taylor St. Claire in the ass for the 3rd time now. Damnit! Why can't it be me!

(I didn't hate anything about it as all)

Rating: 8. 5 (out of 10)
Title: Farmer's Daughters Do Las Vegas
Company: Legend
Length: 1 hour and 20 minutes (80 minutes)
Production Date(s): 2-11, 2-12, 2-15, 2-16-01
Release Date: 4-5-01

Director: Jerome Tanner

Comments: It's the classic story. The gorgeous girl from the Midwest moves to Los Angeles, ready to take on the world. She was adored and praised at home, where her beauty and zest for life was unparalleled. However, in the new world she enters into, girls like her are a dime a dozen. She can't find work and no one will hire her for an acting job because she lacks anything distinct enough to set her apart from the crowd. Desperate for money, she takes a job at a local strip club, opting only to serve and take drink orders. On a drunken dare from her new stripper friends, the girl gets on stage and strips without any inhibitions. She feels so empowered by it and lvoes the money that she moves on to working as a dancer at the club instead of a waitress. One night, the right people see her unbelievable stage show and offer her a role in a movie. The role is a blowjob only performance in a porn movie. Somewhat scared at the thought of performing ora sex on camera, the girl takes the role because it is an acting job. Next thing you know, this wide-eyed Midwest angel is an open-mouthed pornstar, without a shred of innocence left in her. What does this have to do with Jerome Tanner's Farmer's Daughters Do Las Vegas? Nothing. It is, however, much more interesting to me than the storyline in this movie. Basically, Jewel DeNyle is a country girl who moves to Las Vegas. She leaves her boyfriend, Evan Stone, behind and falls in love with Mark Davis once there. He shocks her though whe he wants to return with her to her farm, but it is because he needs a place to hide since he stole a lot of money from some violent people. Excited by the danger in it, Jewel goes along with it and wants to marry Mark. Evan gets wind of this and arrives in Vegas, wearing his overalls, and stops the wedding, only after he fucks Taylor St. Claire's ass hardcore. Evan and Jewel take the money and return home. The movie ends with the two receiving a ransom note from the owners of the money: they're return their prized cow back to them once they get their money. Fuck the story. The sex in this movie is extremely hot, especially for a Jerome Tanner couples flick. There is anal in each scene, except for Renee LaRue, and all of the girls are drop-dead gorgeous. Renee makes her man wear a condom as does Taylor. 3 of the scenes end with facials while 2 end with cum on the girl's chest. The production values, such as lighting, camerawork, sound are great. I usually hate Jerome Tanner flicks, but I was surprised at how hot this was and highly recommend it to those of you with a liking to slightly more hardcore couples porn.

Posted By Beavis, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM