Daddy Longstoke's Rating:

Starring: Devin DeRay - This is her re-entrance into the hardcore scene and believe it or not, she looks even better now than she did in the recent past. She may be a bit on the thin side, but she got rid of a lot of stretch marks. Her tits are still wonderfully large. Unfortunately, the scene is filled with a lot of fake moans and mostly has her staring at the camera. There wasn't much in the way of real heat.

Anita Cannibal - I don't find her particularly attractive. She spends most of her time talking dirty to Kyle Stone. No heat.

Pamela Peaks - I realized after getting this movie that I broke my own vow of avoiding her movies. Devin sort of cancels it out. Anyway, she is not quite as disgusting as she has been in previous movies and she seems to have lost some weight. More slow motion and little heat.

Erica Everest - A nice, thck woman with possibly natural tits? Probably not natural, but they look good. This is supposedly her first boy-girl scene. Unfortunately, the break out the infamous slow-mo for her scene. I am assuming no producer ever reads any reviews because I have yet to see anyone like slow motion. The slow-mo really ruins what would have been a good scene.

SaRenna Lee - This is my first time seeing her. HUMONGOUS is the only wa to describe her boobs. She and Erica seem to play more than fuck. She's not disgusting like many of the fake-hootered and she did cum after being fingered. Average for a girl-girl scene.

Kim Chambers - She gives her usual above average job. Nothing special, though.

A typical Xavier film. Good quality. Not quite as much time as usual on the tits. That's not necessarily a bad thing in a good movie. This just doesn't happen to be a good movie so we needed for tit shots. The DVD has a behind the scenes and model interviews (nice touch). Plus, for those who didn't catch it the first time, they have a special section with the money shot. To all producers. . . get rid of the slow motion!!!

Average at best. Erica Everest is sexy and seemed to get into her scenes. Since she is relatively new, I guess that helps. Otherwise, there is nothing and no one that stands out.

Devin and Erica. Devin just because I am a huge fan and am hoping to see alot more of her, even if her performance was sub-par. The again, how can anyone match her scene at the beginning of Up Your Ass I rate Erica up there just because of her energy.

Lack of intensity. I know it's a fetish flick, but you've got to have some intensity to keep us interested. If I had to pick a person for worst, it would be my least favorite porner/porker Pamela Peaks even though her scene wasn't horrific.

Devin's beauty and Erica's energy are the only things that keep this from being a real stinker.

Posted By Daddy Longstoke, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM