Roger's Rating:

At first glace this would seem to be a totally different kind of movie. Take a better look at the title though. It's “thighs” not “tights” so there is no need to panic. This is just another collection of little white chicks who have a serious love for big black dicks. Not really sure where the thighs thing comes in, though the guys will be between white thighs so maybe that's what it means. Most of these girls are blonde, most of them are pretty thin and they are nearly all semi-new. That's sometimes a bit of a problem, but David Luger seems to have a knack for shooting new girls. We'll just see how the girls handle the meat and what kind of a movie we end up with.

Alexa Lynn & Sledge Hammer

Skinny little Alexa is suffering from dry mouth. She decides that she needs a big black “chocolate candy bar” cock to solve her problem. Fans of racially charged dirty talk will love her monologue. Alexa talks about big black men taking advantage of her little white body as she shows off said figure and lets her fingers do the walking between her thighs. Making her way to a fence, she reaches through the bars and goes after his cock. Inside they go where Alexa keeps talking (Did she just say “Snicker dick”?) and sucking. We know that she can't take it all because that thing is thicker than her thigh. Alexa is a bit thin for my taste, but she really bounces on that big cock like she means it. In cowgirl we really get a good look at just how tight that pussy is. It looks like his dick might just break off in there. She keeps up the dirty talk during a long doggy, but seems to run out of steam before she takes his nut in her mouth. This one is OK if you're really into size and skinny girls.

Chelsea Rae & Tea Reel + 1

Chelsea comes over when she's having a problem and finds herself on the receiving end of some special attention. Her man doesn't think she is adventurous and the guys try to help her out. They listen for a while and then decide that they really need to sample her head if they are going to get to the bottom of her troubles. Though she says she hasn't seen a black dick before, Chelsea doesn't even flinch when faced with two. In fact she works from one cock to another with such ease and grace that we have to wonder if the problem is with her boyfriend and not with Chelsea. They take her inside and work her young body from both ends. It would be nice if the guys would shut up for a bit and just fuck her, but we can't really argue with the overall heat of the action. Chelsea has a nice little body and responds well to her new therapy. When they have thoroughly worked over her pussy and mouth, the guys pull her ass down around a cock and give her a little double-plugged action. This is pretty good DP footage and she doesn't seem to loose interest or intensity. The action here is top-notch and Chelsea ends up eating two big loads. I wonder what her boyfriend will think of her now.

Nina Stevens &

Cover girl Nina looks great in her little skirt and pink top. She tells her friend about a guy she peeked in on in the bathroom and how much his big cock turned her on. Her short fantasy becomes reality when the man appears, pulls his dick out and starts fucking her pretty young face. This could certainly last longer, but her shaved pussy is in need of some attention. He licks her slit about three times before stuffing that fat dick in there. It takes a few strokes for her to be able to take it, but soon she is ready to bounce in reverse cowgirl like she's really looking to bang that cervix. This girl is very pale, a little thin with wonderful full breasts and a tight little pussy that gets seriously worked. She has pretty good energy as well, but dodges his load a bit at the end. Keep your eyes out for this babe.

Sophie Dee & Tea Reel

Sophie gets right to the heart of the matter but sticking her big ass in the air and shaking it for us. Tea helps things along by jiggling it and spanking those wide pale cheeks. This dirty talking Brit can't wait to get her hands and mouth on his stiff cock. Of course she kind of ruins things as soon as the talking stops. Her gagging and blowjob din is louder than her dirty talk and that's just unnecessary. It's pointless, stupid and ruins what should be a good blowjob. At least she can't make those horrible noises when his cock is in her pussy. Instead she keeps up the dirty talk and works her body up and down on his pole. We don't often get to really enjoy her tits, but there is a long spoon session that really shows off those bouncing beauties. Tee rolls her over and makes his way into her ass. That certainly gets her talking. Despite the lame blowjob, Sophie is a pretty hot performer who really opens up for deep anal penetration. Everything is going along really well and then all of a sudden he grabs her by the face. That's just a momentary WTF moment because she pushes up on top and keeps the action going. They finish off with a pretty nice facial shot. Though this scene takes a few ugly turns, it is pretty good overall.

Joey Valentine &

Joey can't keep her hands out of her panties as she talks to the camera. The tease and interaction lacks a bit of heat thanks to way too much behind the camera chatter. Sadly that doesn't stop when he steps out and puts his dick in her mouth. I don't know which is worse, his constant man chatter or her ridiculous duck quack sounds as she sucks his moderately sized scrip-rection. Let's call it a tie and chalk this up to another potentially hot blowjob flushed down the fucking crapper. Does it get better? Yeah it does, but at this point I just can't see why people waste potential heat on this kind of stuff. Joey's ass looks really good and those tight pussy lips grip his cock on every upstroke. This footage is so good that it almost makes me forget about the horrific blowjob and the fact that the guy still won't shut up. (Someone toss the guy some Ritalin.) On the one hand, this double does of wood killing din is enough to make me want to shotgun the TV screen. On the other, the combination of the two means that they can only fuck up one scene. I'd hate to waste a quag-free blowjob on a scene with a chatterbox. It would be easy to give up on this scene, but there is some nice footage near the end when Joey gets bent over. She takes his load in her mouth, but it's too late to save the action.

There are some very strokeable moments in this movie, but overall it's a pretty average collection of IR scenes. The female talent is really the focus of a movie like this and they are pretty good. Sophie is a good performer with a great ass, but that fake gag shit has to stop. A few of the scenes are fucked up by male talent that just isn't quite as good as we would want to see. Some of them just can't shut up and that's bad, period. Of course Tea and Sledge handle things pretty well so their scenes are taken care of. Nina is a very hot girl and I'd like to see more from her. Chelsea is a very hot little babe who didn't need any lessons in how to please men. I am a fan of Luger's work and this is a decent piece of stroke material. If you like thin white girls with black guys give it some extra points. There is even a bit of racial charged talk for those who like that.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM