Roger's Rating:

I love Asian girls. You all know that. When they are cute and young (legal of course) all the better. That's probably the main reason that this is one of my favorite lines from Kick Ass. It's kind of hard to go wrong with a movie packed with girls like Tia , Kitty and Miko. It's a line that fits with the other Kick Ass stuff really well. Simple little role play scenarios that set up the sex. They never seem to overload the talent with too much dialog and play into the fantasy aspect nicely. For this volume we get to watch Tia as a recruiter, Miko as a spy and Kitty as a martial arts expert. All three should be great. Tia is just about the best petite performer in the biz right now. Miko has already stopped doing guys so you better enjoy these while you can. And Kitty? Well, she's just dangerously cute and has a remarkable capacity to take cocks as big as her arm deep inside her tight holes.

Tia Tanaka & Lee Stone

Lee is a star soccer player who is being recruited by the Vietnamese team. They send Tia to try and convince him to join the squad. He handles the dialog that is packed with Asian driver jokes, dog eating smack and all kinds of politically incorrect foreplay. She suggests that he marry her to become a citizen and then starts speaking Vietnamese to him. Who knows what she's saying, but it's so freaking hot that it doesn't really matter. This is all the tease we really need, but we get a little music video strip clip just the same. The sex kicks in and it's pretty hot. Tia is perfect and looks delicious when she spreads her pretty legs to let him heat her. The blowjob footage features some shaky camerawork at times, but is pretty good overall. Tia opens her mouth and tries to take that big cock. She ends up drool all over her chin. It seems to fit better in her pussy. Lee takes her from behind and then flips her over for some great looking mish. For the best shots of her awesome little body, check out the reverse cowgirl. Tia looks amazing and seems to handle the size better than one would expect. By the time they get to doggy, he is fucking the hell out of her and she just smiles back at him like she's in love. He finishes her off by feeding her a big load of cum. Tia really is one of the hottest girls in the business right now.

Evelyn Lin & Tyler

Evelyn is a cute Chinese girl who serves up coffee and giggles as she asks about black American penis. She likes what she sees and lifts her skirt to rub the throbbing head of his cock on her clit. Tyler is in the mood for some Chinese food so he slides down to sample her tight little won ton. Evelyn responds well and returns the favor, working her tongue up and down his cock and trying to put it into her mouth. The camera could be a little further away from the action as she tries to suck, but overall it's pretty good. No one is going to confuse Evelyn with the more energetic members of the cast, but she is very cute and has a sexy little body. His cock lights her up a bit as she takes a very long ride in cowgirl, but compared to Tia , she is a step down energy-wise. By the time they get to doggy though, Evelyn is screaming out and even pushing back to meet his thrusts a bit. She certainly doesn't shy away from the cumshot that he shoots right into her sexy mouth. I think that this Chinese cutie is hooked on American meat.

Jade

With her tats and tough girl attitude, Jade looks and acts a little hard. Her husband suspects her of cheating so she quickly turns on the charm and offers up her body to placate him. She struts inside, shows off her ass and invites him to climb between her legs. When he does, she sucks his cock like the tip is spewing something toxic. To call Jade less than energetic would be to redefine those words. She lies back and lets him fuck her with all the joy and energy you would expect from a twenty dollar hooker. (Though she is probably much better looking than anyone in that price range.) So far this movie has been pretty good, but this scene is kind of a train wreck. There are some nice butt shots during the cowgirl, but with zero energy, this one never gets off the ground. By the time he leaves his load on her chest, I am just thankful that it's all over.

Kitty

Kitty is a pint sized martial arts instructor who doesn't like it when a new student laughs at her. She quickly kicks him in the nuts to show him how serious she is. Once he has learned his lesson, the tiny teacher goes to work healing what she nearly broke. Her little mouth opens wide and she shows that her size has nothing to do with her sexual skills. When she isn't trying to jam that big dick down her throat, Kitty uses her feet to keep him happy. What a skilled little thing she is. When she gets on top in RC, she proves that her pussy can open up as well. Kitty may be the ultimate spinner and she certainly has great energy in this scene. If you are a Kitty fan then you have to love the way she gets tossed around here. I wish the camera were a bit steadier, but the actual action is fantastic. She takes every inch with great enthusiasm and reminds us all just how hot she can be. He finally shoots a big load into her mouth and all over that pretty face. I have such a major crush on this girl. It's not even funny.

Miko Sinz & Tony Tedeschi

Tony is the national security advisor and Miko is a spy from Korea, or maybe she's not. To take his mind off of the missiles being tested in her country, she does the old “massage turned to sex” trick. It's too bad Miko has gone back to girls and solo only because she is a very pretty girl with a tight body and a pussy that just begs to be eaten. Tony starts by sticking his tongue in there and has Miko cooing in no time. Tony's cock is too fat to go very far into Miko's mouth so she works hard on the head, getting all shiny with some loving flicks of her skilled tongue. A bit of eye contact would have been nice, but she is quite focused on what she is doing and that's all right in my book. When he is all nice and wet, Tony gets behind Miko and fills her pussy. (If you watch the BTS you see how much trouble they had keeping him inside of that snug slit.) It's a tight fit, but the doggy looks great. Her ass, legs and hot hole are nicely captured and Tony can get some good strokes from back there. They manage some good reverse cowgirl that looks good for a while, but seems to drag just a bit. Things pick up again when she is on her back and those pretty legs are spread wide. Miko is vocal and awesome as she finishes him off.

If you like Kick Ass movies and enjoy Asian girls then this a great line. It has some super hot chicks and fun scenarios. I liked four out of the five scenes quite a bit. No one is going to complain about a four hit day. (Sorry, Spring Training is right around the corner.) Jade's scene left me flat. I don't know what has happened to her, but she doesn't look great these days. She also fucks like she doesn't want to be there and that is a huge turn off. The other scenes were hot and a lot of fun. Tia is perfect as a woman looking to seduce a jock. She also does a fine job of taking Lee's big cock. Miko does a good job with Tedeschi. (It's even more impressive when you watch the BTS to see how difficult it was for her to get into that snug slit. Kitty remains a frighteningly tiny little hottie. She has good energy in this scene and is bound to have people dreaming of spinners for weeks. If you like your girls young, cute and Asian, check this one out, you'll be glad you did.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM