Roger's Rating:

Now that Tom Byron is back in action, Evolution seems to be on the right track again. He's been making kick ass all-sex flicks for nearly a decade and this House of Ass stuff is starting to feel like some of his other great lines. Tom and Lauren Phoenix intro the scenes, but won't be fucking in this movie. (We have to wait for Lord of Asses 7 for that one.) Unlike Tom's last movie, this one has him at full speed from the start. No evolution needed here. He is back at full strength and ready to fuck a great collection of babes. It's kind of a new/old theme. We've got Nikita Denise back in the fold as well as current Euro-slut Sandra Romain. Big bootied Latina Olivia O'Lovely and current south of the border queen, Jasmine Bryne. Throw in super hot Hillary Scott and you can see why Tom Byron has made a comeback.

First up is Sandra Romain. We get some ass-heavy tease followed by the usual interview stuff. Tom doesn't waste too much time talking to her because it is much more fun to have the pretty Romanian girl on her knees sucking cock. She gives a rather nice looking blowjob and then turns Tom loose on her fine ass. Returning to oral action Sandra decides to shove a finger up Tom's ass. He has no problem with that of course. There is a brief vag ride with Sandra's ass taking center stage even as she gets her pussy poked. I love the RCA footage when Tom first goes into her ass, but Sandra seems to really get off on being bent over and filled with stiff meat. In between positions, she gets down and licks Tom's ass. I think it's safe to say that Sandra is at least somewhat anally inclined. If you like good ass fucking then you are going to have a really good time with this. It's vintage Byron doing what he does best.

Olivia O'Lovely is up next. She's a big ole ass queen and I love….I mean LOVE the tease footage of her in jeans. Come on guys, how can you not love a chick with a great ass in tight denim. It is almost a shame to see that end. Of course Olivia also has a great oral technique so we don't really loose any heat when she bends over and starts bobbing on his knob. Tom turns her around and gets the jeans off of her ass so he can lick it. If you dig the big cheeks then the doggy that follows is absolutely perfect footage. There is enough ass here for Tom to have to hold the cheeks open, but Olivia works her hips well and puts on quite a show. She opens up her ass and proves that she's quite an anal queen. After starting out slowly, Tom picks up the pace and Olivia just goes nuts over that cock up her butt. After a very hot anal scene, she opens up and lets him cum all over her mouth and face. I liked the first scene a lot, but this one is even better.

Hillary Scott is new to the Tom Byron train, but she is already one of porn's hottest chicks. (A professional ass whore according to her.) They skip the tease and get right on the couch. She does most of the talking and it's dirty as can be. Hillary starts sucking his cock and actually doesn't break out the quag-factor this time. In fact, she rams Tom to the back of her throat and slides her tongue out for some ball play. That's pretty impressive. Tom pulls her on top of him and holds her cheeks open as she screams about how much she loves it in her pussy. After Olivia's big ass this is a very different view. (Just as good if not better depending on how big you like the butt.) The anal kicks in pretty quickly and Hillary keeps talking dirty. She likes it deep and hard in her ass. I love the ass shots here. She rides in cowgirl and that tight little hole grips Tom's cock on every stroke. The anal is fantastic and she takes a big load on her pretty face. Hillary is so fucking hot.

Nikita Denise has always been one of Tom's favorite women. He actually hunted her down and coaxed her out of a two year retirement to do this movie. Tom talks to her a while but really wants to go after her ass. No anal this time around, but she is more than happy to let him eat her ass. The more he licks the hotter she gets. We all know that Nikita is really good with her mouth and she gives eye contact that is hot enough to nearly melt the camera. Working her hand on his shaft and her finger on his ass, Nikita proves that she hasn't lost a thing during her two-year absence. This scene could easily be all-oral and still rock the house. Tom gets behind her and starts fucking, bringing forth even more loud talk from the hot Russian babe. The doggy is very good, but I think that the cowgirl might be the hottest non-blowjob footage of the entire scene. As she rides him, she fingers her ass and you just know that these two are going to hook up for some hot back door action next time. She takes a shot on the face and then rubs it in, licking her fingers clean.

Tom saved my personal favorite, Jasmine Byrne for last. (Thanks Tommy) She looks amazing in her jeans, but Tom doesn't let her stay in them for long. They start with some ass licking and a quick doggy before she begs to suck it. Like Hillary, Jasmine is prone to quagging, but leaves that mess at the door today. We could use a bit more eye contact, but this is already a near-perfect blowjob so why mess with it. They do a two-position vag warm up with some really nice cowgirl. He bends her over for anal and we get footage that is simply stunning. Between Jasmine's perfect ass, great camera work and Tom's cock sawing in and out of her hole things couldn't be any hotter. RCA is fantastic and Tom shoots a big load all over her face and the couch. Jasmine is a fucking star an this scene is easily the best of the movie.

Anyone who loved Byron's older work will enjoy this one. It's a great anal movie with one scene that doesn't include any butt fucking. I loved the Jasmine scene. It belongs with some of the best Tom has ever shot. Olivia does some amazing anal here. If you get off on big asses being well-fucked then you are going to cream your jeans on this one. Hillary and Sandra are dirty anal girls who bring their A game here. Nikita is a Byron classic and even without anal, her scene is great. I like the tease stuff when we get it. More of that would be nice because it's good to see the girls off of the couch for a bit. I also loved that Tom left Olivia in jeans. We need more ass footage of chicks in denim. I've always been a big fan of Byron's work and it is really good to see him back doing what he does best.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM